PETITION: We need a set of honking knockers to hold our attention!

Lola Bunny in Space Jam (1996). Fair use, Wikipedia.

Today I am April, and Mark will be my fool.

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Of all the hidden charges I’ve received in my life, “No Take-Backsies” insults my intelligence the most.

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Knowing this endeavor would be an investment, we put our money in early for big returns later.

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WEEK 1: Pre-Launch


Like everyone else, my family is sickened by the fetid stench that has invaded our woodsy home.

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Gothamites have no right to preach morality while they publicly toast to the death of a political opponent.

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Two vaccines (both alike in immunity), in fair Corona, where we lay our scene…

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Act I Prologue


Act I, Scene I





All images by AngryAngryAlice. Inspired by F. Scott Fitzgerald’s ‘The Great Gatsby.’

If only we all knew the secret behind…

Alice H. Lahoda

writer, shitposter, & comic creator. never not tired. would happily break my vegetarianism to eat the rich. follow me on twitter @angryangryalice

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