5 Dynamite Banana Bread Recipes for Protesters to Throw At Riot Police

We all know that cops love donuts, but do they love banana bread? Something tells me the following recipes won’t sit well with those dirty pigs:

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  1. Justice for Crystal Mason
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  4. Justice For Darius J Tarver
  5. Justice for Jennifer Jeffley
  6. Justice for Dominique Clayton
  7. Justice for Anderson Arboleda
  8. Free Curtis Price
  9. ‘Police Anti-Brutality Bill’ Petition to Congress
  10. #SpeakUpSchools

As for the banana bread recipes, I don’t have any of my own to share, let alone five. But here’s a link to my favorite Banana Oatmeal Muffin recipe. The muffins are gluten free and really fucking good. And if you accidentally keep them in the oven long enough to turn into dense little hockey pucks that you can throw at the cops, I bet they’ll do some damage.

Abolish the police. Black lives matter.

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