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What Editors Mean When We Say “Read the Submission Guidelines”

How to dramatically improve your chances of acceptance

Apr 28, 2022

What Editors Mean When We Say “Read the Submission Guidelines”

Apr 28, 2022

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How to Write ‘Funny Anger’ (Not ‘Angry Anger’)

Why humor editors love the former and reject the latter

Jan 24, 2022

How to Write ‘Funny Anger’ (Not ‘Angry Anger’)

Jan 24, 2022

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My 2021 Submission Stats

Because getting published is a numbers game.

Dec 10, 2021

My 2021 Submission Stats

Dec 10, 2021

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QUIZ: Is This A Quote From My 5-Year-Old Or An Old Timey Expression That Fell Out Of Style?

Tyler is in his Don Rickles phase right now.

May 10, 2021

QUIZ: Is This A Quote From My 5-Year-Old Or An Old Timey Expression That Fell Out Of Style?

May 10, 2021

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If This Cartoon Lady Animal Doesn’t Have Human Breasts, How Will Men Know If We Wanna Fuck It?

PETITION: We need a set of honking knockers to hold our attention!

Mar 5, 2021

If This Cartoon Lady Animal Doesn’t Have Human Breasts, How Will Men Know If We Wanna Fuck It?

Mar 5, 2021

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Other Drugs Dewey Cox Tried In Deleted Scenes From ‘Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story’

“We’re ratioing the crap out of a terrible New York Times Op-Ed on Twitter. You don’t want no part of this shit!”

Apr 26, 2022

Other Drugs Dewey Cox Tried In Deleted Scenes From ‘Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story’

Apr 26, 2022

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Our Most-Read Pieces in March

Top pieces last month, links to pieces from early April, Heidi’s new movie (!!!), and so much more!

Apr 12, 2022

Our Most-Read Pieces in March

Apr 12, 2022

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Quiz: What Is Your Real Housewives Tagline?

You may think I’m the clap-back queen, but I’m actually the Devil.

Apr 3, 2022

Quiz: What Is Your Real Housewives Tagline?

Apr 3, 2022

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April 2022 Content Call

Check out the April Content Call, sign up for the Humor Me open mic, and more!

Mar 31, 2022

April 2022 Content Call

Mar 31, 2022

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The First Belladonna Newsletter of SPRING! 🌸🌷🌼

Raise your hand if the birds outside your window won’t! shut! up!

Mar 20, 2022

The First Belladonna Newsletter of SPRING! 🌸🌷🌼

Mar 20, 2022

Alice H. Lahoda

Alice H. Lahoda

writer, comic creator, & humorist. editor of The Belladonna Comedy. read more at: alicelahoda.com. support my writing: angryangryalice.medium.com/membership

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