Area Toddler Confidently Proclaims “Paint is Almost Pant” and Promptly Vomits, Shits Self

We stan a fearless 2-year-old king!!!!!

Alice H. Lahoda
Dec 22, 2020
Photo by Zachary Kadolph on Unsplash

We stan a fearless 2-year-old king!!!!!! Love the energy, love the vibes, love the wisdom. Sure, he could stand to work on his self-control, but overall we’re absolutely obsessed with this tiny chaos demon!!!

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Alice H. Lahoda
Alice H. Lahoda

Written by Alice H. Lahoda

writer, comic creator, & humorist. editor of The Belladonna Comedy. read more at: alicelahoda.com. support my writing: angryangryalice.medium.com/membership

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