Back to the Future Superfan-Turned-Protester Suggests Manure

“Like Biff Tannen, cops hate manure.”

NEW YORK CITY — 31-year-old Back to the Future superfan Emmett Strickland III, a Bed-Stuy resident, may be new to Black Lives Matter, but he already has the energy of a seasoned protester. Strickland, who has taken to the streets every day this week, believes that the movement needs a new playbook, and he’s sharing his plan with anyone who will listen: “I know we need to uplift Black voices and I’m just a white dude, but I have an idea.”