Breaking: Bad

BREAKING — In a win for America’s boyfriends, a man whose entire personality revolves around his love of a TV show successfully convinced his reluctant girlfriend to watch Breaking Bad with him on Sunday afternoon.

Despite Albuquerque native Sara Winston’s complete lack of interest in the show, Ms. Winston caved after years of putting off the inevitable when her boyfriend, Brick Johnson, assured her for the thousandth time that she’d “fuckin’ love it.”

At press time, Ms. Winston confirmed with our reporters that she “fuckin’ hated it,” because of course she did.