Cat Excuses Self for a Quick ‘Me-Nap’

Whiskers, fast asleep on Jessica’s chair (photo by KatinkavomWolfenmond)

ST. LOUIS — Mere seconds after Jessica Diaz settled down in her favorite armchair on Thursday afternoon, sources reported that she was interrupted by the presence of her cat, Whiskers, who announced with a dramatic yawn that he was positively exhausted. “This is, quite frankly, awkward for me,” Whiskers began, hoping that his humble approach would endear himself to Jessica. “But would it be too much trouble to ask that you…