Clueless Baby Looks Like a Goddamn Moron With All That Marinara Sauce on Its Face

Come on, Baby, get your shit together. You’re 11 months old now; you can’t just sit around topless all day with sauce on your face and noodles in your hair. That’s not gonna fly in daycare. It’s time to get your life in order.

Creator: Lopolo | Credit: Shutterstock / Lopolo

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