Devil’s Advocates Tired of Working Long Hours for Thankless Job, Consider Unionizing

“We deserve compensation — nay, hazard pay — for the important work we do.”

In a virtual gathering on an undisclosed subreddit, hundreds of the nation’s most vocal Devil’s advocates debated the possibility of unionizing on Tuesday evening. The user u/OkButHaveUConsideredMyAsshole opened the discussion with a summary of why he believed a union would benefit Devil’s advocates, writing that: