Fruit Fly Dies Doing What It Loved: Flying Near Fruit and Pissing You Off

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YOUR KITCHEN — Fruity McFly passed away this morning while hovering near a ripe banana on your counter. He was 76 hours old.

Fruity was born in your kitchen sink drain to unknown parents on the evening of July 30, 2020. Fruity was a fruit fly by profession and birth. He received no formal education in his field, but fruit flying came naturally to him according to those who knew him. Fruity earned the title of Fruit Fly of the Hour twice in the day leading up to his death.

Fruity is preceded in death by dozens of his siblings born from the same batch of eggs in your kitchen sink drain. He is survived by the seemingly infinite number of fruit flies that appear out of nowhere every time you attempt to eat a piece of produce in your home.