Is This a Heart Attack, or Did I Wash My Adderall Down with a Pot of Coffee Again?

I like to throw caution to the wind and see where the day takes me. Sometimes, it takes me to the ER.

Hey there, Doc. It’s good to see you again. Well, not good given the circumstances — hah! — but you know what I mean.

Who, me? Oh yeah I’m doing great, except for the fact that I feel like my heart is quite literally going to explode any second and shoot out through my eyes and mouth. Is that…