Man Acutely Aware Unusual Name Is Only Thing That Makes Him Interesting

“The name’s Stevens. Tinseltown Macbeth Buttfart Stevens.”

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“Please, call me Tinseltown Macbeth Buttfart,” Tinseltown Macbeth Buttfart Stevens told our reporter. “Mr. Stevens is my father.”

ditor’s Note: We made the difficult decision to cut the rest of this interview from publication, due to the fact that Tinseltown Macbeth Buttfart had nothing interesting left to say.