Lest We Forget the Horrors

My 2021 Submission Stats

Because getting published is a numbers game.

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency — 38 submissions

Shouts & Murmurs — 2 submissions

The Onion — TBD

Reductress — 3 contributor packets

The Hard Times — probably ~70ish headline pitches

SmokeLong Quarterly Comedy Competition — 5 pieces

Slackjaw — 20 submissions

Points in Case — 19 submissions

The Belladonna — 17 submissions, 1 Editorship

Flexx Mag — 8 headline pitches

2 Ho Ho Ho’s — 1 submission

Widget — 1 pitch packet

Jane Austen’s Wastebasket — 8 submissions

Funny-ish — 1 submission

Greener Pastures — 4 submissions

The Haven — 5 submissions

Little Old Lady — 1 submission

DNAtured — 1 contributor packet

The Boston Accent — 1 submission

JumpKick Funding — 1 contributor packet

Humor Darling — 2 submissions

The Philadelphia Satirer — 1 contributor packet

TwoFiftyOne — 2 submissions

HornRimmer — 1 submission

Weekly Humorist — 1 submission

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