Opinion: I Think the Fuck Not

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In these unprecedented times, I think the fuck not.

You implore me to think of others, think of my family, my friends, my neighbors, my coworkers. “Just think of your loved ones,” you beg. Well the joke’s on you, pal — I don’t love anyone, and no one loves me! My family? They won’t speak to me anymore. Friends? Who needs ‘em? Neighbors? They run away when they see me coming, the cowards. Coworkers? Can’t have…