Sad! Grown Woman Can’t Pronounce ‘Comfortable,’ Says ‘Comfy’ Instead Like a Literal Child

PRINCETON, NJ — Local woman Alex LaHoba, 27, confirmed to reporters Tuesday that she “can’t pronounce the word ‘comfortable’” and uses ‘comfy’ instead. “It’s shameful, honestly,” a visibly embarrassed LaHoba shared while holding back tears. “It’s not the kind of thing you want to admit to the world. But whenever I want to call something comfortable, I have to stop myself and call it comfy instead.”