Uh Oh! As Fall Approaches, Your Friend Who Likes Soup Too Much is Already Salivating
Yikes! It’s that time of year again when the worst person in your friend group starts saying weird shit like “It’s almost soup season!” and “This new bisque recipe will change your life!” (That’s not a thing, and no it won’t.) Liking soup a lot isn’t a personality, Susan; it’s a quirk we barely tolerate.
Unless you want to suffer through six months of unsolicited soup recipes and photos of her latest experiment in a group chat she temporarily renamed Soup & Stew From Sue 2 You 🍲, it might be time to put her on mute until spring.