Uh Oh! As Fall Approaches, Your Friend Who Likes Soup Too Much is Already Salivating

It’s getting chili out there!

Yikes! It’s that time of year again when the worst person in your friend group starts saying weird shit like “It’s almost soup season!” and “This new bisque recipe will change your life!” (That’s not a thing, and no it won’t.) Liking soup a lot isn’t a personality, Susan; it’s a quirk we barely tolerate.